Beware: Children at Play
Imagine what would happen if I took some acid and started reading Beowulf. Then switched to the bible. Then switched to Children of the Corn....
A Mighty Wind
Wha' Happened? I think my expectations were too high. Best in Show was so goddamned funny that I was expecting A Mighty Wind to be...
Darkness Falls
The Coinstar Tooth Fairy is scarier than the Tooth Fairy haunting Darkness Falls. Yeah, I got tricked again. My husband flipped the TV onto this...
The Evil Dead
The beginning of a legend... I remember the first time I heard of The Evil Dead. I was probably in 13 or so and my...
Bubba Ho-Tep
Is there anyone better to spend Halloween (and my wedding anniversary) with than Bruce Campbell? After waiting probably over a year, Bubba Ho-Tep finally opened...
Bad Taste
New Zealand is beautiful. I'd want to live there some day, if it weren't for Russell Crowe and all the zombies, deranged muppets, murderers, ghosts,...
Campfire Stories
Who's the scariest person you could encounter in the woods at night? If you guessed Buster Poindexter, then here's the movie for you! Two guys...
Beyond Re-Animator
I've been waiting a long time for this one...not as long as Freddy Vs. Jason, but at least a year or so. Wow. Jeffrey Combs...
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
Crispin Glover. Crispin. Fucking. Glover. Okay, I guess you can tell why I stayed up until 4:35 in the morning last Friday night, watching this...
Tales from the Crypt
Well, I was going through the cable guide and I saw that an old episode of HBO's Tales from the Crypt was on. It was...