Boogeymen: The Killer Compilation
So disappointing. I was hoping for a compilation of the scariest, goriest, BEST scenes from all these movies, but all I ended up with are...
The Tuxedo
Whose idea was it to match up Jackie Chan with one of the worst actresses to crawl out of the depths Fox's back lot? That...
Kill Me Later
If I found out that my lover's wife was pregnant on the same day that my goldfish died, I might just become suicidal too. ...And...
Marihuana
What. The. Fuck. All I kept thinking throughout this whole god-forsaken film, was "What. The. Fuck." It has to be one of the stupidest, most...
Freddy Vs. Jason
Where was all the blood? There was more blood in the credit sequence than in the whole rest of the movie! I've been waiting for...
Spy Kids
Why can't every kids movie be like this? Intelligent, engaging, with just a dash of potty humor. I really tried not to watch this movie....
Play-Mate of the Apes
Get your damn paws off me, you damn dirty dyke! That's what I would have said if I was in this movie. Very disappointing for...
Jeepers Creepers
Instead of our regularly scheduled review, I'm presenting an exclusive interview with The Creeper himself! Knobbygirl: "'Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get those peepers?' I'll bet...
Reign of Fire
"I keep getting older, but the dragons stay the same age..." Okay, Matthew McConaughey didn't really say that, although the film would've been a lot...
Donnie Darko
Very, very strange. Very, very good. Russ has been on my case several months to see this movie. He watched it one night after work...