Run Ronnie Run!
The heartwarming tale of the world's most arrested man; I give you Run Ronnie Run! Those of you familiar with the underappreciated HBO show Mr....
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Contrary to popular belief, it's PIRATES, not NINJAS, that are so totally sweet that you'll crap your pants. I've always loved pirates. Well, 'always' stemming...
Underworld
Blade + The Matrix + An American Werewolf in London - originality = Underworld. As a general rule, I usually like vampire movies. I'm not...
May
May is the kind of film that I look for, hope for and have a helluva hard time finding. What kind of film is that,...
Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood
The Leprechaun is back, and boy - is he stoned! In the sixth installment of the Leprechaun series, Warwick Davis returns as our favorite nasty...
Demon Knight
Billy Zane. So slimy. So creepy. So sexy. Billy Zane. Ever since Twin Peaks...Billy Zane. And once he shaved his head...if I was that Titanic...
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
I can't believe that it's finally over. Long. So long. Three hours and 21 minutes long. That's 201 minutes. L-O-N-G. I wonder how long the...
Bad Santa
Billy Bob Thornton IS a bad Santa. Really bad. I've never cared much for Billy Bob Thornton. I've never seem him in a particularly likable...
The Hebrew Hammer
The Hebrew Hammer has possibly replaced A Christmas Story as my all-time favorite Christmas movie. The Hebrew Hammer is a far cry from being just...
The Matrix Revolutions
Every day, I get more and more evidence the American public is on CRACK. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Nov 26, 2017 at...