The Blair Witch Project
Scariest film I have ever seen...even scarier than Showgirls. No one gets impaled, no one gets decapitated, there isn't even any blood (okay, there's the...
The Mummy
Gurrr-owlll! And I bet you think I'm talking about Brendan Fraser...nope, he is a total dork. I am talking about the mummy. The Mummy was...
Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
Jar Jar Binks must die! In the immortal words of Dante (Clerks, not the Inferno) "Jedi was nothing but a bunch of muppets..." And the...
Idle Hands
Another rip-off teen horror film. Another retelling of 'The Hands of Orloc.' Another trendy 'potsmoking is cool' film. But this one is missing something that...
Gummo
Glue sniffin', cat killin' country folk - kind of reminds me of growing up in small town Texas. Okay, it wasn't quite that bad where...
Twin Dragons
Cheech and Chong did it better. Another rehash of the Corsican Brothers, Twin Dragons has Jackie Chan playing twins separated at birth. The one who...
American Beauty
You know what sucks? I'll tell you what sucks - I wrote a really kickass review of this the other night and then my CD-ROM...
10 Things I Hate About You
10 Things I Hate About You...The Taming of the Shrew - how hard was it to come up with a title that not only rhymes...
The Matrix
This film is so green. And as Kermit would say, it ain't easy being green. When I say this film is green, I literally mean...
Cannibal! The Musical
Cross Oklahoma! and Blazing Saddles and add in a little bit of Evil Dead II - and you've got Cannibal! The Musical.. This is the...