Vampires
I hate John Carpenter, but I love vampires, so I rent the damn thing. My hatred of John Carpenter stems from Prince of Darkness, the...
Splendor
No director can make me feel like Gregg Araki. I was prepared to be disappointed by this film. All I knew about it was that...
Man on the Moon
Pretty good film, considering how much I loathe Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey sucks. I don't know why. I liked him before he sold out, when...
Dogma
Do you wanna know the best part of the film? The best part was found at the very end of the credits..."Jay and Silent Bob...
Fight Club
So I went to go see Fight Club for the 3rd time a few days ago...I just can't get enough of it. I am a...
Cruel Intentions
How this film got a PG-13 is beyond me. [Oops, I checked and see it was Rated R - my Bad!] Mindless trash entertainment...but entertainment...
Superstar
Way better than I thought it would be, in a sex with inanimate objects sort of way. I laughed my ass off in this film....
Stir of Echoes
I almost puked when he pulled his tooth out. What the hell is it with the trend in tooth trauma this year? First, there is...
Stigmata
The trailer lied! The trailer made it look like some gay-ass Exorcist ripoff, but it's not. I promise! There is so much more going on...
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Shut your Fuckin' Face, Uncle Fucka...You're a cocksucking, asslicking Uncle Fucka... This film contains the most un-anticipated male genitalia since Harvey Keitel in The Piano...