Van Helsing
Stephen Sommers should be stopped before he strikes again. Why? I'll tell you why. My husband and I were eating dinner before the movie and...
Waxwork
I really thought that I had seen Waxwork before...but after watching it again last weekend, either I have never seen it or I was really,...
Jeepers Creepers II
Apparently, The Creeper was unimpressed with the interview I did for the last movie - I was unable to schedule him for another one... Upon...
The Wrong Guy
Why would anyone want to watch a movie that's nothing but Dave Foley flailing around and getting into wacky hijinks? I know, I know -...
Invasion of the Bee Girls
B stands for Bronco, Benz, BMW, Bass, Bangles and a pair of Bars, when you see us comin' up down the ave, you'll act like...
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course
It's not the Crocodile Hunter's fault that this movie sucked. Steve Irwin was his old charismatic self. In fact, up until the final confrontation, the...
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Killing off Salma Hayek took some balls. What? It's not like I spoiled anything by saying that! When I first heard word of this coming...
From Dusk Till Dawn
Quentin Tarantino + Robert Rodriguez = A bloodbath.Quentin Tarantino + Robert Rodriguez + Vampires = A BIG fucking bloodbath. Cliches, cliches and more cliches -...
Bruce Almighty
Oh, Jim Carrey, why do you vex me so? Jim Carrey still irritates me. Oh, there was a time when Jim Carrey was alright by...
Monster
Monster almost makes up for The Astronaut's Wife and The Cider House Rules. Almost. I find it nearly impossible to forgive stars for inflicting bad...