The Triplets of Belleville
This movie made me hate French people. Okay, I realize that's a completely absurd and silly statement, but throughout the entire film, I kept thinking,...
Hellboy
How can you not love Ron Perlman? I don't mean that in a creepy way, like the way all those 80s housewives loved him in...
Club Dread
If it weren't for Super Troopers - then I wouldn't be forced to start every single paragraph of this review with "If it weren't for...
The Rundown
As a rule, the casting of Christopher Walken makes a film better. Not so, in this case. If possible, Walken makes this train-wreck of a...
A Dirty Shame
Yodeling in the canyon...heard that one before. Whistling in the dark...haven't heard that one, but I could see it. [Is THAT what the TMBG song...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
What the hell happened to Christina Applegate's eyebrows? I had to get that question out of the way, because that's what I kept asking myself...
Spider-Man 2
Let me get my gripes out of the way first... The title sucks. What was wrong with "The Amazing Spider-Man"? Or how about "Spider-Man Returns"...
Dumb & Dumber
Even though I've spent the better part of a decade claiming up and down that I would never ever watch Dumb & Dumber, I finally...
Wrong Turn
Saturday night, flipping through the cable guide, trying to find something suitable to watch. After vacillating between Willard and Equilibrium, my husband passed by Wrong...
The Back Lot Murders
About what you'd expect from Corey Haim these days. With Corey Haim as the top-billed star, you'd think that he would have been in it...