Motel Hell
Strange...so strange. On the surface, Motel Hell is exactly what it seems to be - an amalgam of earlier slasher flicks; The Texas Chain Saw...
The Goonies
For some reason, I have this uncontrollable compulsion that causes me to watch The Goonies every single time it's on TV. I've watched it on...
Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys
I honestly don't know who's worse - Corey Feldman or Vanessa Angel. Don't get me wrong - they both suck. A lot. I would be...
Napoleon Dynamite
It seems that the nonstop commercials for the DVD release have finally died down. I swear, it seemed like every channel played that commercial during...
Runaway Jury
What would you do if you woke up Christmas morning and found your spouse sitting on the couch watching a John Grisham movie? Well, normally,...
Jason X
You know, it's really sad when a movie has to stoop to ripping off the plot of a Leprechaun flick, namely Leprechaun 4: In Space....
Elf
So I finally saw Elf...and I hate to say it, but I was very disappointed. It wasn't nearly as good as I thought it would...
Seed of Chucky
As we were sitting in the dark, waiting for the previews to begin, I was put in the position of rationalizing why I felt it...
Nadja
This movie was retarded and boring. And Pretentious - don't forget pretentious. In the past, I'd claimed that David Lynch had never led me astray....
Cabin Fever
We were laughing before the credits even finished. We just couldn't stop laughing at that guy's name - Rider Strong. That would be the BEST....