The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
How did she fit that gun in her vag? Furthermore, once she got it up there, how did she get it to stay there? Although...
Coneheads
Although I didn't see Coneheads when it first came out, I remember it well. Or rather, I remember how hard Subway whored itself out for...
Cornman: American Vegetable Hero
Cornman is the new Cannibal! That's a pretty bold statement, almost on par with saying that orange is the new pink. But there you have...
Sideways
I hate wine. Although I have been known to quaff Strawberry Hill and other Boone's Farm delicacies - not to mention the occasional "box-o-wine" -...
Sin City
In the past couple of years, I've reviewed many comic books movies - the great, the mediocre, the bad, the craptacular and the almost completely...
The Pirate Movie
I brought the newly released DVD with me on my most recent trip home. My sister and I asked my mother if she wanted to...
Alien Apocalypse
Somehow, Bruce Campbell has ended up on the same boat as Corey Feldman and Vanessa Angel - the Sci Fi Channel stock player boat. I...
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
A campy film about summer camp. I've always been strangely intrigued by summer camps films, probably because I never went. Except for the more serious...
Vampirella
My husband and I have a contest of sorts going - nothing official, but from time to time, we record movies on cable for later...
Old Dracula
You know, they just don't make movies like this anymore. That's probably because the NAACP would have the production shut down within about five minutes....