Metal: A Headbanger’s Journey
I never knew that Metal could be so scary. Seriously, those Norwegians scare the bejesus out of me. Burning down churches and making jewelry out...
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - still excellent after all these years. After my thorough disgust with the sequel, I had to sit down and...
Pauly Shore is Dead
Pauly Shore has finally learned what the rest of us have known for over a decade - Pauly Shore sucks. Don't get me wrong, there...
Poison Ivy: The New Seduction
If I ran into Jaime Pressly in a dark alley, I would slowly back away until I felt it was safe to run. As soon...
Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey
Synopsis: Our two heroes are destined for greatness - someday they will be remembered as the creators of modern civilization. A supervillain from the future...
Head
Proof positive that The Monkees were on more drugs than The Beatles. Most people don't even know that The Monkees made a movie, much less...
Inside the Osmonds
One minute, I'm watching 80s Metal Videos on VH-1 Classic and all of a sudden, I find myself an hour into a made for TV...
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Meh. I guess I'm just not dorky enough to "get" The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I "get" British comedy, I don't think that's the...
The 40 Year Old Virgin
You know how I know I'm gay? I just NOW saw The 40 Year Old Virgin. Yes, I am that behind the times. I haven't...
Dawn of the Dead
I know I've seen the original, but hell if I can remember much about it. Before I watched Dawn of the Dead, I assumed it...