Voodoo Moon
The stars could have used Voodoo for Dummies. The movie started off right with a Voodoo showdown in Haiti, then shifting to New Orleans, the...
Poison Ivy
Remember when Drew Barrymore was skanky? Poison Ivy was the epicenter of Drew Barrymore' skanky period. It opened up the door for gems like The...
Gimme an ‘F’
Is "retardedest" a word? If so, that is the word that I would use to describe Gimme an F. Gimme an 'F' is so named...
Constantine
Ted's Bogus Journey, Part Deux. When the world needs saving - who else are you gonna call, but Keanu Reeves? I've lost count of all...
Eight Legged Freaks
Starring David Arquette, my third favorite Arquette. David is only my third favorite Arquette because he still has a penis, unlike my first favorite Arquette,...
Shrek 2
How do a donkey and a dragon have sex? I'm having a hard time wrapping my brain around that one. Seriously, I cannot figure it...
Batman Begins
I like Michael Keaton and all...but Christian Bale is the BEST. BATMAN. EVER. I'm dead serious. Bale has the whole Batman thing down. He's got...
The Road Warrior
Hooray for assless chaps! Of course I know that by definition, ALL chaps are assless - it's just more fun to be redundant and point...
Blade: Trinity
I'm always up for vampire ass-kicking, especially when accompanied by a techno soundtrack. The creatively named Blade: Trinity is the third (and probably not last)...
The Business of Strangers
I saw this movie almost two weeks ago and it is still stuck in my head. The Business of Strangers is one of the best...