Movie Reviews – Page 33

The Island

Let me get this out of the way right at the start - there is no island. Now that we're clear on that, let me...

I don't trust those people at Cannes, not one little bit. How did this get the Palme d'Or? I can understand the Best Director award...

After sitting on my DVR for 2 years, I finally got around to watching M this past weekend. I'd forgotten how hard it is to...

I haven't seen someone killed by a big rubber cock since Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. I admit - that was a bad joke,...

Wretched. I was tempted to let that one word serve as the entire review - but I could hardly do that to my adoring public,...

I can think of few things worse than getting molestered by Martin Sheen. Apparently, Jodie Foster feels the same way, as she spends the entirety...

It took me half the movie to even figure out which one was Adam. Adam was the one harboring a major guilt trip over the...

You'd think that killing of Richard Grieco within the first five minutes of a movie would be an automatic 4 BOB rating, but alas and...

Although I rented Ghoulies II shortly after it came out on video, absolutely the only thing I remember about it was the scene in which...

You know what's even scarier than running zombies? Thinking zombies! George Romero kicks his zombies up a notch by having them learn to think and...