Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
About halfway through, I found myself wondering if they would ever stop singing, craving a cigarette madly. I've never been much into Broadway Musicals, even...
Beverly Hills Chihuahua
Oh Disney...I should have known better... Drew Barrymore's annoying lisp stars as Chloe, a spoiled chihuahua living in Beverly Hills. The standard Disney plot calls...
Batman
"Mommy, they sure do spend a lot of time together..." Four years old son's gaydar is already strong - I'm so proud! It only took...
One-Eyed Monster
I never thought I would see the day where I was reviewing a film starring Ron Jeremy's penis.* One-Eyed Monster is about exactly what you...
Howard the Duck
For the second movie night, my son was given a choice between Space Chimps and Howard the Duck - Howard the Duck won. While I...
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
While it's not at all considered bad taste to like The Beatles, The Bee Gees or Peter Frampton individually, it is most definitely bad taste...
Ninja Cheerleaders
77 minutes of my life that I will never get back again. That's right, this piece of shit runs a mercifully short 77 minutes, plus...
The Incredible Hulk
How horrible must a film be to require a complete franchise reboot five years later? The answer is Ang Lee's attempt to make an arthouse...
Kung Fu Panda
Now that Jack Black is a daddy, he's got to start churning out films that his kids can watch. Kung Fu Panda is certainly watchable....
Lost Boys: The Tribe
Finally, the not so greatly anticipated sequel to The Lost Boys makes its basic cable debut! That's right, this sequel is not even good enough...