Zombie Strippers!
They really didn't need to do a lot to make Jenna Jameson look like a zombie, did they? Jenna Jameson stars as one of the...
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
In honor of 4/20, I present to you a film worthy of being watched on 4/20... In my review of Tenacious D in the Pick...
My Super Ex-Girlfriend
Before I even started typing, I knew this would be one of my shortest reveiws ever. I like Uma Thurman and all, but this is...
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
Not a film for the stone cold sober... One of the last films I watched during my maternity leave film festival, I was largely unamused...
The Serpent and the Rainbow
For the longest time, I thought this film was about vampires. For years, the poster for The Serpent and the Rainbow hung in the window...
The Golden Compass
You'd think I would be standing in line to see a movie that supposedly promotes atheism in children and is condemned by the Catholic Church....
Drop Dead Sexy
Jason Lee + Crispin Glover + necrophilia jokes = Drop Dead Sexy. Jason Lee should NOT be allowed to wear his "Earl" mustache in other...
Grindhouse
It took almost a year, but I finally got around to watching the other half of Grindhouse...Death Proof. I'd watched Planet Terror almost a year...
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Three hours of my life that I will never get back. At least I broke it up into an hour apiece on three different days....
The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years
Before there was Celebrity Rehab, there was The Decline of Western Civilization II: The Metal Years. If the last decade of knobbygirl-ness proves nothing else,...