G-Force
I will never, EVER, complain about The Squeakquel again. Compared to G-Force, The Squeakquel is like the Citizen Kane of CGI rodent shenanigans movies. Zach...
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
As soon as I heard the opening riff of "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver," I was in love... Kevin Smith has always had a way with...
My Name is Bruce
Bruce Campbell's love letter to his fans really delivers. Campbell directs himself in this film, playing a character parody of himself. Confused? Don't be, because...
Enchanted
If I was 5 or 6 years old, Enchanted would have been one of my favorite movies, right up there with The Wizard of Oz...
Horton Hears a Who!
September 22nd was Elephant Appreciation Day, so we started watching Horton Hears A Who! Anyone who knows my daughter, knows about ELEPHANT. Since she was...
Mongolian Death Worm
What is the Mongolian Death Worm? A parasite you might catch from a hooker in Ulan Bator? A new sushi roll at Todai? The title...
Pineapple Express
"I just don't think this kind of shit is as funny as you do..." Oh really? Why are you laughing your ass off, then? My...
Mega Piranha
I should've known that between The Soup and Web Soup, I'd already seen all the good parts of this film. Speaking of one the best...
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
I'm back, bitches...did you miss me? It's not that I've been procrastinating...I really haven't seen any new movies in the past 3 months...none, nada, zip....
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
Few things give me nightmares these days, but hearing Alvin the chipmunk tell someone that he's going to eat their liver with some fava beans...