Movie Reviews – Page 22

Toy Story

Can you believe that I have never seen Toy Story before now? You CAN'T believe it? You think I'm fucking lying? Why would I lie...

Someone over in Hollywood must be reading my reviews, because they got rid of Selene and made a prequel all about Lucien. That being said,...

As a parent, I must do unpleasant things from time to time...wipe snotty noses and dirty asses, clean up puke, remove pieces of French Toast...

Isn't it sad that I enjoyed Percy Jackson more than Clash of the Titans? Yeah, Percy Jackson was a silly, glossy film for kids, while...

It had been sitting on my DVR since last May, I FINALLY got around to seeing The Hangover. It's everything I thought it would be...and...

If you had asked me back in 6th grade who would win in a catfight, I totally would have picked Tiffany over Debbie Gibson. I...

I was nervous as the film started to play...am I about to see a gritty, exciting update to one of my favorite childhood films? Or...

I understand how Tallahassee feels about Twinkies, because that's how I feel about Ding Dongs. In fact, I just finished one...I love me some Ding...

I think I am falling in love with Amy Adams. She's just so cute and likable and earnest and smiley and cute...Did I say cute?...

So which one is Dinocroc and which one is Supergator? More than a little condescendingly, my husband explained that Dinocroc is the one that walks...