Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus
I was disappointed that not a single character uttered the immortal line, "Did I do that?" How could they hire Steve Urkel without acknowledging his...
The Other Guys
A few years ago, we went to Vegas for our anniversary. We stayed at The Flamingo. One morning, as we were leaving for breakfast, the...
The A-Team
Hollywood today is obsessed with remakes. It's an unfortunate fact that the things I loved as a child are going to be trotted out with...
Grown Ups
It's telling that what should be a surefire all star cast from the mid 90s has produced a comedy so colossally unfunny. If you had...
How to Train Your Dragon
I couldn't get past the accents. All the adult Vikings have Scottish accents, but Hiccup sounded plain, old American? Actually, ALL the Viking kids sounded...
Amityville II: The Possession
One of the stupidest movies ever. The film makers tried to combine the best of movies like the first Amityville with movies like the The...
Jennifer’s Body
I couldn't stop looking at Megan Fox's freaky toe thumbs. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Mar 29, 2018 at 5:04pm PDT Seriously, her...
Rango
Drugs. Watching Rango made me feel like I was on a large quantity of psychedelic drugs. I'm not just saying that because Raoul Duke and...
Black Death
As far as movies featuring giant underarm pustules go, this one is pretty good. I can’t recommend watching while eating lunch, or anywhere near your...
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
I didn't have any nightmares...so disappointing. I was looking forward to waking up screaming in terror, as opposed to how I usually wake up screaming...