Behind the Candelabra
Needed more sodomy. I don't consider myself to be a connoisseur of sodomy...I'm a dabbler, really. An amateur sodomite, if you will. I can appreciate...
Sharknado
So now the rest of the planet knows what Joel McHale and I have known all along...SyFy movies are the shit! Oops, that was a...
Tasmanian Devils
The first five minutes was the best...Apolo Anton Ohno basejumps in New Zealand, falls into a hole and is impaled on a stalagmite that looks...
Camp Hell
WARNING - teenagers dry humping in the forest can summon demons. That's right...those poor teenagers didn't even get to have sex. They barely got to...
Metal Tornado
I am incapable of watching a film starring Lou Diamond Phillips without thinking, "La-la-la-la-la Bamba!" Even when he's playing a scientist, my brain goes all...
The Haunted Trailer
Not enough farts. Definitely needed more farts. Just kidding, there were plenty of farts in The Haunted Trailer - farts in practically every scene. I...
The Lords of Salem
As the end credits rolled, I stood up and surveyed the emptying theater and said, "What the fuck?" Then my husband said "What the fuck?"...
Oz the Great and Powerful
So did anyone else notice that Oz the Great and Powerful basically has the same plot as Army of Darkness? No? Just me? Think about...
Chupacabra vs. the Alamo
Chupacabras...Erik Estrada...Texas landmarks...it's like the SyFy Channel is making movies just for me! The SyFy formula is in full effect. Erik Estrada plays a widowed...
Flying Monkeys
Oz the Great and Powerful opened last week, but we weren't able to fit it into our schedule...so we watched the next best thing -...