Magic Mike
Unless they were swinging their trouser snakes around, this movie was utterly boring. Actually, the trouser snake slinging wasn't all that exciting either. I guess...
Viva Las Vegas
What better way to prepare my kids for their first Las Vegas vacation than forcing them to watch Viva Las Vegas?Actually, Fear and Loathing or...
Shark Assault
Shark Assault (AKA Shark Week) is a rip-off of Saw, except all the "games" include sharks. Patrick Bergin (best known for stalking Julia Roberts) is...
Bad Grandpa
I only hesitate to crown Bad Grandpa the funniest film of 2013 because Anchorman 2 hasn't come out yet and judging from the trailer, I'll...
Texas Killing Fields
Based on a True Story...I LOVE "Based on a True Story." I love bullshit and nothing is more bullshit than "Based on a True Story."...
Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times - Paul Bunyan needs his own horror movie. I've never said that. I'm fairly...
Red State
I finally watched a good horror movie! One that wasn't on SyFy! Aren't you proud of me? As big of a Kevin Smith fan as...
The Wizard of Oz (3D)
Never before have I written a second review of a film. Not so much out of pride or any kind of belief that my reviews...
Ghost Shark
When a Ghost Shark eats you, where do you go? I don't mean metaphysically, as in what happens when you die. I mean literally -...
Blast Vegas
Poor Frankie Muniz...it's come to this. Has anyone else noticed that the cute child stars that are able to play kids well into young adulthood,...