Wrath of the Titans
As a fan of Greek mythology, I found Wrath of the Titans to be even more annoying than Clash of the Titans. The writers were...
Stonehenge Apocalypse
"Apocalypse movies always have a weird way to save the world at the end. You can't just blow up a volcano." For a seven year...
Bridesmaids
Is it any wonder that when I got married, I had no bridesmaids, no bridal shower, and almost none of the normal shenanigans that accompany...
Zombies Vs. Strippers
We had a difficult decision tonight...Zombies Vs. Strippers or The Tale of the Voodoo Prostitute. I know...how on earth did we choose? Zombies Vs. Strippers...
Lake Placid: The Final Chapter
Sure...they say it's the final chapter, but I don't believe them for a fucking second. How many Friday the 13th movies were made after the...
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
I'm torn by this movie. Don't get me wrong, I liked it...but I don't know that it absolutely HAD to be made. Let me be...
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The hobit was a 5 star production. It was a kind of scary movie. But I loved it. I think you should go see it....
The 12 Disasters of Christmas
Of course, everyone knows that the world is ending in a few short days...on December 21, 2012. How do we know that it is ending?...
Liz & Dick
I'm just going to pile on to the rest of the fucking planet and say that Liz & Dick was one of shittiest movies I've...
Clue
Clue...the original movie based on a board game. We're back on track with family movie night and after scrolling through Netflix for half an hour,...