Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
I didn't realize how out of touch I am with the film world until thus weekend. I thought that this was opening weekend for Night...
The Wolverine
Why was he in the fucking hole? The movie never fucking explained why he was in the fucking hole at Nagasaki. What the fucking fuck?...
The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story
Why do I keep doing this to myself? Why do I keep watching crappy Lifetime biopics? Am I getting so close to middle age that...
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
Maybe I'm too snobby, but I wasn't able to get into the movie because I was too distracted by the lack of continuity. In the...
Robocroc
Robocroc takes place in a magical place where a zoo, recreational lake, water park and ATV track are all within walking, actually swimming distance. Where...
Sharknado 2 : The Second One
I watched Sharknado 2 several weeks ago and as excited as I was to sit down and watch it - after watching it, it was...
Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys
A horror movie about bloodsucking fish...starring Shannen Doherty and Christopher Lloyd...made by The Asylum...on Animal Planet? I know - I'm confused, too. Since when does...
Ragin Cajun Redneck Gators
In the world of SyFy Movies, it is often the title alone that sells a film. Not only does the title have to be catchy...
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
When Anchorman 2 was announced, before all the hype, the special appearances and Dodge commercials, I badly wanted to see it in the theater. Then...
The Lego Movie
Everything is awesome! Actually...the only thing about The Lego Movie that's not awesome is the song, "Everything is Awesome" - because that song has been...