Edgar Wright does for Policemen what Edgar Wright did for zombies. Simon Pegg does a complete 180 from his role in Shaun of the Dead...
Bee Movie
Jerry Seinfeld brings children a movie about "bee-stiality." Oh, come on, it was funny! Don't you appreciate puns? Bee Movie is one of the worst...
Just Friends
Anna Faris looks like a planarian. Stop laughing! Stop. It. She does look like a planarian, it's those goofy eyes. Now I'm not suggesting that...
Beerfest
After Club Dread, I was quite ready for Beerfest to suck. I am so glad that Beerfest didn't live up to my expectations. It's like...
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Okay, I think I finally get the whole Borat thing... I tried to watch Da Ali G Show and I never could get into it....
Ratatouille
I was trying to think of a way to introduce my son to my favorite comic - Patton Oswalt - and Pixar came through for...
Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj
I was to understand that there would be some Van Wilder here. Also, punch and pie. No punch, no pie and no Ryan Reynolds. Also...
Night at the Museum
Written by the main brains behind Reno 911! I can hardly believe it! Ben Stiller plays an out of work schlub that chances upon a...
Reno 911!: Miami
Strangers with Candy got it all wrong - they should have taken lessons from the folks at Reno 911! If you're gonna bother adapting a...
Barnyard
All of the bovines, regardless of their sex, have udders. The description of the film makes it sound like Animal Farm or something, but really...