Gurrr-owlll! And I bet you think I'm talking about Brendan Fraser...nope, he is a total dork. I am talking about the mummy. The Mummy was...
Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
Jar Jar Binks must die! In the immortal words of Dante (Clerks, not the Inferno) "Jedi was nothing but a bunch of muppets..." And the...
Twin Dragons
Cheech and Chong did it better. Another rehash of the Corsican Brothers, Twin Dragons has Jackie Chan playing twins separated at birth. The one who...
The Matrix
This film is so green. And as Kermit would say, it ain't easy being green. When I say this film is green, I literally mean...
The Big Hit
Fucking Cheesy! I cannot believe he went back for the videotape! Marky Mark is the biggest schmo boy in the entire world. He is pussywipped...
Point Break
Ted goes surfing.