Wild at Heart
One of most romantic films ever. It was on The Independent Film Channel the other night, and whenever it's on TV, I just can't resist...
The Mummy Returns
I cannot remember the last time I was so disappointed in a film. If it wasn't for the special effects, this piece of mummified dog...
Psycho (1998)
A shot by shot remake of Psycho - what's the fucking point? This was a pointless waste of celluloid. If you're gonna remake any film,...
The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
It was on again last night. How could I not watch Renée Zellweger's finest film? Truthfully, I view this as her finest film. Normally, I...
Terror Firmer
Vile. This is the vilest film I have ever seen. So, of course, I liked it. I had been waiting to see it for a...
Mystery, Alaska
I was expecting the Mighty Ducks in Alaska. But it wasn't, thank god. I remember having to sit through The Mighty Ducks in my 11th...
Kissed
The first intelligent film about necrophilia. I remember when this film came out, there was a trailer for it before The Pink Flamingos re-release. I...
Never Too Young to Die
Goddamn, this sucked. This is a pointless, horrible film. John Stamos plays a high school gymnast, turned spy due to his father's murder. He is...
Hannibal
Oh GOD, this movie pissed me off so much. First off, I know it's useless to compare a film to its literary counterpart. I know....
Mulholland Dr.
Sometimes I start to think that David Lynch has quit making films and instead has decided to start fucking with our heads, just for his...