Lilo & Stitch
That blue thing is EVIL. Pure, unadulterated evil. I went to see Episode II a couple of weeks ago, and as I was walking down...
Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
Light Sabre wielding Yoda kicks ass! I doubt I am ruining anything about the film by proclaiming the kickass-ness of Yoda's fight scene. Is it...
Spider-Man
SPIDER-MAN...from the man who brought you...The Evil Dead? I found myself asking...myself...that in the theater. Can this film possibly be by the same guy who...
The One
There can be only one....hahahhahahhahahahahha. Sorry, I couldn't resist. How could I have not made a Highlander comparison? I guess I could have gone the...
The Midnight Hour
I rarely review TV movies - in fact, this is my first - but as this was one of the formative films of my childhood,...
The Beaver Trilogy
Before there was Rubin, there was the Orkly Kid. Thank god for eBay, or I may never have gotten a chance to see this unique...
Blade II
Whistler is alive! Actually, I was surprised at how well bringing him back worked. Of course, I knew from all the commercials that he was...
Deliverance
Starring Ned "Weeeea Weeeea" Beatty! Sorry, that's a habit I picked up from my college film professor - I am unable to refer to Ned...
Sugar & Spice
Ahhhh...this film reminded me of my experiences in High School. Well, not me personally, of course. I never had a "womb with a view" in...
Screwed
I felt screwed after watching this. It wasn't so much bad, as it was boring and predictable. The only clever bit was the fact that...