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Insomnia. Insomnia made me do it. I didn't want to begin watching it. Once I had begun watching it, I definitely did not want to...
Little Nicky
Adam Sandler, why hast thou forsaken us? Everybody told me this film sucked. Yeah, it pretty much sucked. It sucked a lot. But if it...
Van Wilder
National Lampoon is back - and they're out for blood! The National Lampoon franchise has been in decline for a number of years. The last...
Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone
The quote above has already come true - there isn't a child alive who hasn't heard of Harry Potter. Really, it's no wonder that that...
Austin Powers in Goldmember
Although I laughed my ass off, it is getting a little bit stale. Some jokes just aren't funny the third time around. Luckily, there were...
Signs
God and aliens do not mix. They don't. If God exists as Christians perceive him, the existence of aliens is impossible within that paradigm. The...
Spy Game
It took everything I had to sit through this load of bullshit. First off, Brad Pitt is only in it for 20 minutes or so....
Sweet and Lowdown
This was the least offensive Woody Allen film that I've seen to date. Understand that I try to keep my Woody Allen viewing to a...
Zoolander
Historically, stretching an SNL skit into a full length feature film has been, with the notable exceptions of Wayne's World and The Blues Brothers, an...
Not Another Teen Movie
I was not drunk or high the night I went to Blockbuster and bought Dude, Where's My Car?, Zoolander and Not Another Teen Movie on...