Transformers
I am a girl. I didn't watch much Transformers, okay? I didn't even own one - I think I had a rip-off Go-Bot, but that's...
Fast Food Nation
Fucking horrifying. From beginning to end, Fast Food Nation shows different facets of the fast food industry, each more fucking horrifying than the last. From...
The Rugrats Movie
Total shit. I tried to make my son watch this movie while I was on maternity leave. It's about accepting a new sibling, so I...
Hard Candy
Ellen Page didn't get nominated for Hard Candy? If she's half as good in Juno as she was in Hard Candy, I can see what...
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Even my three year old liked the first one better than this one. Oh, he didn't say it in so many words, but I could...
Employee of the Month
About midway through my recent maternity leave, I had watched so many films that required my full attention that I just started DVRing things that...
Zombie Honeymoon
You'd think that with a title like 'Zombie Honeymoon,' you'd be watching a comedy... I was expecting a comedy anyway - something over-the-top gory and...
I Am Legend
Very few actors could carry almost an entire film on their shoulders, but Will Smith is definitely one of them. He's on his own for...
Die, Mommie, Die!
Charles Busch brings another one of his stage creations to the big screen. This time, he's kept the starring role for himself, instead of letting...
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
I've finally seen John Waters' favorite movie. I can totally see why this film is his favorite - the cars, the sex, the violence -...