C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America
What if the South had won? NASCAR would be the only sport in the country, McDonald's would serve nothing but ribs and Larry the Cable...
Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj
I was to understand that there would be some Van Wilder here. Also, punch and pie. No punch, no pie and no Ryan Reynolds. Also...
Night at the Museum
Written by the main brains behind Reno 911! I can hardly believe it! Ben Stiller plays an out of work schlub that chances upon a...
The Dark Knight
It's only July and I've already gotten to see a second film in the theater - will wonders ever cease? I took Friday off, because...
Reno 911!: Miami
Strangers with Candy got it all wrong - they should have taken lessons from the folks at Reno 911! If you're gonna bother adapting a...
Barnyard
All of the bovines, regardless of their sex, have udders. The description of the film makes it sound like Animal Farm or something, but really...
Hairspray (2007)
Overheard somewhere in Hollywood... "Hey Eddie, it's me, Johnny T...remember when you said I could borrow your fat black lady suit? Well, my career is...
Underdog
They CGI-ed out Underdog's penis! I even paused it - they just totally erased the dog's wiener in any scene in which he is flying...
Snakes on a Plane
Just because there's internet buzz, it doesn't mean people will actually pay money to see your shitty movie. Hasn't Hollywood learned that internet memes are...
Mudhoney
Another Russ Meyer film, another band gets its name. I have no fucking clue why the film is called 'Mudhoney' or what mudhoney even is....