Before there was Celebrity Rehab, there was The Decline of Western Civilization II: The Metal Years. If the last decade of knobbygirl-ness proves nothing else,...
Where the Buffalo Roam
It's not Bill Murray's fault. Bill Murray is a good Hunter S. Thompson. He's got the weird cadence down. The walk, the talk, the nuttiness....
Head
Proof positive that The Monkees were on more drugs than The Beatles. Most people don't even know that The Monkees made a movie, much less...
Party Monster
I'm a sucker for anything labeled as "BASED ON A TRUE STORY." Especially if it's the story of a real life killer - Monster, The...
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
I didn't think that I would ever see a more incongruous act than Doogie Howser, M.D. doing a fatality on an evil henchman, but I'd...
Marihuana
What. The. Fuck. All I kept thinking throughout this whole god-forsaken film, was "What. The. Fuck." It has to be one of the stupidest, most...
Freddy Vs. Jason
Where was all the blood? There was more blood in the credit sequence than in the whole rest of the movie! I've been waiting for...
Very Bad Things
Fucking shit. I have wanted to see this since it came out. My sister went and saw it and of course she told me about...
Permanent Midnight
Being a writer for the TV show Alf would drive me to take drugs, too. Based on the book of the same name, Permanent Midnight...
Nowhere
Murder with a can of Campbell's Tomato Soup. It is a scene that would leave Andy Warhol in fits of ecstasy. Anyway, Araki's favorite piece...