Poison Ivy II
Starring Alyssa Milano's boobages. I can't remember the last time I saw so much gratuitous boobage in a movie. Maybe she thought that showing off...
Ghoulies II
Although I rented Ghoulies II shortly after it came out on video, absolutely the only thing I remember about it was the scene in which...
Land of the Dead
You know what's even scarier than running zombies? Thinking zombies! George Romero kicks his zombies up a notch by having them learn to think and...
Poison Ivy: The New Seduction
If I ran into Jaime Pressly in a dark alley, I would slowly back away until I felt it was safe to run. As soon...
Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey
Synopsis: Our two heroes are destined for greatness - someday they will be remembered as the creators of modern civilization. A supervillain from the future...
Shrek 2
How do a donkey and a dragon have sex? I'm having a hard time wrapping my brain around that one. Seriously, I cannot figure it...
Blade: Trinity
I'm always up for vampire ass-kicking, especially when accompanied by a techno soundtrack. The creatively named Blade: Trinity is the third (and probably not last)...
Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland
Would snorting Drano actually kill a person? We all know that drinking it will - but would snorting it be just as deadly? According to...
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
A campy film about summer camp. I've always been strangely intrigued by summer camps films, probably because I never went. Except for the more serious...
Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys
I honestly don't know who's worse - Corey Feldman or Vanessa Angel. Don't get me wrong - they both suck. A lot. I would be...