Clerks II
They always say that "You can't go home again" - but Kevin Smith sure has made a career out of it, hasn't he? He's turned...
Jackass Number Two
Divine is no longer the filthiest person alive - that honor now belongs to Partyboy. I won't ruin the surprise, but in a movie in...
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
This movie was really shitty. Definitely shittier than the first one. Deuce Bigalow is tricked back into man-whoring, only this time, he's not fucking his...
Shrek the Third
"Willy Wonka" might be about to lose his place as my son's favorite movie. "Shrek Babies" was the overwhelming favorite over the holidays. My son...
The Love Bug
Bruce Campbell + old Disney movie from the 60s = what the fuck? I can't think of a lot to say - good or bad...
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
This is a stinky movie, full of stinky pirates, stinky villains and a stinky plot to boot. The first one wasn't a bad film. Making...
Saw II
Any film that involves the psychological torture of a member of New Kids on the Block is ACES in my book. Add to that the...
Spider-Man 3
So the Black Spider-Man suit is like Axe Body Spray? It puts a spring in your step, makes you irresistible to women and worst of...
X-Men: The Last Stand
My poor husband had to sit through yet another comic book movie with me bugging him about the storylines and characters and how close the...
Underworld: Evolution
Yet another film starring Kate Beckinsale in a corset, fighting vampires and werewolves and various hybrids of the two. Even though it's the sequel to...