"I just don't think this kind of shit is as funny as you do..." Oh really? Why are you laughing your ass off, then? My...
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
Few things give me nightmares these days, but hearing Alvin the chipmunk tell someone that he's going to eat their liver with some fava beans...
Beverly Hills Chihuahua
Oh Disney...I should have known better... Drew Barrymore's annoying lisp stars as Chloe, a spoiled chihuahua living in Beverly Hills. The standard Disney plot calls...
Howard the Duck
For the second movie night, my son was given a choice between Space Chimps and Howard the Duck - Howard the Duck won. While I...
Zombie Strippers!
They really didn't need to do a lot to make Jenna Jameson look like a zombie, did they? Jenna Jameson stars as one of the...
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
In honor of 4/20, I present to you a film worthy of being watched on 4/20... In my review of Tenacious D in the Pick...
My Super Ex-Girlfriend
Before I even started typing, I knew this would be one of my shortest reveiws ever. I like Uma Thurman and all, but this is...
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
Not a film for the stone cold sober... One of the last films I watched during my maternity leave film festival, I was largely unamused...
Drop Dead Sexy
Jason Lee + Crispin Glover + necrophilia jokes = Drop Dead Sexy. Jason Lee should NOT be allowed to wear his "Earl" mustache in other...
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang. That is the exact point that I stopped being okay with this film -...