I couldn't stop looking at Megan Fox's freaky toe thumbs. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Mar 29, 2018 at 5:04pm PDT Seriously, her...
Mr. Popper’s Penguins
"Should I take the kids to see Mr. Popper's Penguins, or should I just go ahead and kill myself?" I'm being completely honest - that's...
Shrek Forever After
I felt so uncomfortable watching the beginning of this film with my kids...what if they knew that I feel like Shrek sometimes? As far as...
Texas Frightmare Massacre
How does Parrish Randall know what dog vagina tastes like? I guess there are just some questions that I'll never know the answer to...although, I...
Baby Mama
It's not uncommon for me to think a movie sucks...in fact, most of the movies that I watch these days do suck a great deal....
Scooby-Doo
The latest movie that my children have become addicted to...may well turn them into potheads. The Luna Ghost looks like the Graffix logo. The scene...
Tooth Fairy
As a parent, I must do unpleasant things from time to time...wipe snotty noses and dirty asses, clean up puke, remove pieces of French Toast...
The Hangover
It had been sitting on my DVR since last May, I FINALLY got around to seeing The Hangover. It's everything I thought it would be...and...
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
I think I am falling in love with Amy Adams. She's just so cute and likable and earnest and smiley and cute...Did I say cute?...
Horton Hears a Who!
September 22nd was Elephant Appreciation Day, so we started watching Horton Hears A Who! Anyone who knows my daughter, knows about ELEPHANT. Since she was...