I like Michael Keaton and all...but Christian Bale is the BEST. BATMAN. EVER. I'm dead serious. Bale has the whole Batman thing down. He's got...
Cornman: American Vegetable Hero
Cornman is the new Cannibal! That's a pretty bold statement, almost on par with saying that orange is the new pink. But there you have...
Hellboy
How can you not love Ron Perlman? I don't mean that in a creepy way, like the way all those 80s housewives loved him in...
The Hulk
At least I know I won't have to sit through any sequels. See, in order for Russ to take me with him to see the...
X2: X-Men United
So shoot me, I am the only person on the planet who didn't like X2 better than the first one. Bah. Don't get me wrong,...
The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie
So the Wherehouse Music down the road went out of business. A couple months ago, DVDs were 40% off, so I picked up Bad Taste...
Spider-Man
SPIDER-MAN...from the man who brought you...The Evil Dead? I found myself asking...myself...that in the theater. Can this film possibly be by the same guy who...
The Toxic Avenger, Part II
The first Superhero from New Jersey is back! In this one, The Toxic Avenger goes to Japan to find his father. I was impressed by...
The Toxic Avenger
Toxie made TROMA a household name. My boyfriend bought me the Director's Cut DVD, which fully restores all of the bloody glory that had been...
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.
From TROMA, of course. Sgt. Kabukiman fights crime with a supersonic fan, chopsticks of death, killer sushi and of course, a big fucking sword. The...