Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
You know, if Mark Cuban ran for president, I'd probably vote for him. Sure, he's as big a dick as Trump, but he hasn't filed...
Jurassic World
I'll spare you the lame jokes about how this summer's crop of blockbusters is a throwback to the 90s - dinosaurs, terminators and vacations, oh...
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
I don't remember much of 1997, but I know I somehow missed watching The Lost World. I think I've seen bits and pieces in passing,...
Thor: The Dark World
I started writing this review last summer, when I originally watched Thor 2 on cable...my thoughts will be briefer, but possibly more favorable than when...
Avengers: Age of Ultron
So we started to watch Agents of SHIELD the other night and it took about 30 seconds to realize, "FUCK, this is happening after the...
Lake Placid vs. Anaconda
Alien vs. Predator. Freddy vs. Jason. Batman v Superman. Hollywood loves franchise mash-ups, although not quite as much as the SyFy channel - Mega Python...
X-Men: Days of Future Past
I've been MIA for quite a while, haven't I? I've been watching movies, but most haven't left me with anything to say. I've got half...
Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
I didn't realize how out of touch I am with the film world until thus weekend. I thought that this was opening weekend for Night...
The Wolverine
Why was he in the fucking hole? The movie never fucking explained why he was in the fucking hole at Nagasaki. What the fucking fuck?...
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
When Anchorman 2 was announced, before all the hype, the special appearances and Dodge commercials, I badly wanted to see it in the theater. Then...