If two heads are better than one, are three heads better than two? So...the 3 Headed Shark is angered by ocean pollution, but it eats...
Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
You know, if Mark Cuban ran for president, I'd probably vote for him. Sure, he's as big a dick as Trump, but he hasn't filed...
Mega Shark vs. Kolossus
First the Mega Shark fought a Giant Octopus. Then there was the Crocosaurus. Next, the Mecha Shark. And now...Kolossus. Kolossus is Cold War era robot...
Jurassic World
I'll spare you the lame jokes about how this summer's crop of blockbusters is a throwback to the 90s - dinosaurs, terminators and vacations, oh...
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
I don't remember much of 1997, but I know I somehow missed watching The Lost World. I think I've seen bits and pieces in passing,...
Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park made me start smoking. True story. I clearly remember going to see Jurassic Park back in High School with my mom and sister...
Thor: The Dark World
I started writing this review last summer, when I originally watched Thor 2 on cable...my thoughts will be briefer, but possibly more favorable than when...
Avengers: Age of Ultron
So we started to watch Agents of SHIELD the other night and it took about 30 seconds to realize, "FUCK, this is happening after the...
X-Men: Days of Future Past
I've been MIA for quite a while, haven't I? I've been watching movies, but most haven't left me with anything to say. I've got half...
Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
I didn't realize how out of touch I am with the film world until thus weekend. I thought that this was opening weekend for Night...