The 12 Disasters of Christmas
Of course, everyone knows that the world is ending in a few short days...on December 21, 2012. How do we know that it is ending?...
Bigfoot
I saw this movie so long ago, I don't even know where to start. Alice Cooper gets killed by Bigfoot. That's pretty much all you...
Arachnoquake
The SyFy Channel has really gone above and beyond this time. They've gone beyond having giant creatures fighting each other and they are now mixing...
Piranhaconda
Piranhaconda may be one of the best portmanteau names for a man-eating creature (the best are Sharktopus, of course, and maybe Mansquito), but it sure...
Jersey Shore Shark Attack
Who hasn't fantasized about the entire cast of The Jersey Shore being eaten by sharks? I know I have. I have never seen a single...
Princess of Mars
I doubt that this is the first time that Traci Lords has sprayed someone with her piss on film. It was a cheap shot, I'm...
Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus
I was disappointed that not a single character uttered the immortal line, "Did I do that?" How could they hire Steve Urkel without acknowledging his...
Sharktopus
Sharktopus is not picky. Sharktopus will eat sharks, old boat painters, bungee jumpers, surfer dudes, Volkswagens...Sharktopus is nasty! Sharktopus just doesn't give a fuck. Sharktopus...
Mega Python vs. Gatoroid
If you had asked me back in 6th grade who would win in a catfight, I totally would have picked Tiffany over Debbie Gibson. I...
Dinocroc vs. Supergator
So which one is Dinocroc and which one is Supergator? More than a little condescendingly, my husband explained that Dinocroc is the one that walks...