Batman
"Mommy, they sure do spend a lot of time together..." Four years old son's gaydar is already strong - I'm so proud! It only took...
The Incredible Hulk
How horrible must a film be to require a complete franchise reboot five years later? The answer is Ang Lee's attempt to make an arthouse...
My Super Ex-Girlfriend
Before I even started typing, I knew this would be one of my shortest reveiws ever. I like Uma Thurman and all, but this is...
The Dark Knight
It's only July and I've already gotten to see a second film in the theater - will wonders ever cease? I took Friday off, because...
Underdog
They CGI-ed out Underdog's penis! I even paused it - they just totally erased the dog's wiener in any scene in which he is flying...
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Even my three year old liked the first one better than this one. Oh, he didn't say it in so many words, but I could...
Spider-Man 3
So the Black Spider-Man suit is like Axe Body Spray? It puts a spring in your step, makes you irresistible to women and worst of...
X-Men: The Last Stand
My poor husband had to sit through yet another comic book movie with me bugging him about the storylines and characters and how close the...
Fantastic Four
I never read the comic book. I watched the Hanna Barbera Hour cartoon, but since it was pretty sucky, I can't really compare the two....
The Incredibles
Ohhhh PIXAR...I was on the fence, but now I've decided. PIXAR good. Dreamworks not so good. I'm sorry Dreamworks...we can still be friends, right? It's...