All the little teen girls can have Zac Efron. Robert Pattison and Taylor Lautner do nothing for me either. Ryan Gosling...again, not interested. But when...
Team America: World Police
America - FUCK YEAH! Seriously, why haven't we officially changed our national anthem to that song yet? I would much rather hear that song before...
Superbad
"It's filthy, but it's no Pink Flamingos." That was my response when Sean told me that it was the filthiest movie he had ever seen...
Get Him to the Greek
Why does Russell Brand have a career again? Seriously, I don't get it - he's not all that funny. And when he is funny, it's...
Gnomeo & Juliet
You may not know this, but my backyard is full of garden gnomes. The pink flamingos are packed away in the garage, as the evil...
Grandma’s Boy
The good thing about having friends - besides getting into shenanigans - is forcing them to watch movies you love. So after forcing Amy to...
Poolboy: Drowning Out the Fury
Holy. Fucking. Shit. Honestly, that should be the entire body of my review, but after such a lazy review of Æon Flux, I figured I...
Hot Tub Time Machine
Crispin Glover makes ALL movies better...but especially movies about time travel. Seriously, if I had realized that Crispin Glover was in Hot Tub Time Machine,...
Frankenhood
I had high hopes for this film when it started out with Charlie Murphy as a mad scientist named "Franklin", but they all went out...
Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax
I didn't think that there could be a worse adaptation of a Dr. Seuss book than Horton Hears a Who! Oh, I was so wrong......