Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times - Paul Bunyan needs his own horror movie. I've never said that. I'm fairly...
Ghost Shark
When a Ghost Shark eats you, where do you go? I don't mean metaphysically, as in what happens when you die. I mean literally -...
Blast Vegas
Poor Frankie Muniz...it's come to this. Has anyone else noticed that the cute child stars that are able to play kids well into young adulthood,...
Sharknado
So now the rest of the planet knows what Joel McHale and I have known all along...SyFy movies are the shit! Oops, that was a...
Tasmanian Devils
The first five minutes was the best...Apolo Anton Ohno basejumps in New Zealand, falls into a hole and is impaled on a stalagmite that looks...
Metal Tornado
I am incapable of watching a film starring Lou Diamond Phillips without thinking, "La-la-la-la-la Bamba!" Even when he's playing a scientist, my brain goes all...
Chupacabra vs. the Alamo
Chupacabras...Erik Estrada...Texas landmarks...it's like the SyFy Channel is making movies just for me! The SyFy formula is in full effect. Erik Estrada plays a widowed...
Flying Monkeys
Oz the Great and Powerful opened last week, but we weren't able to fit it into our schedule...so we watched the next best thing -...
Stonehenge Apocalypse
"Apocalypse movies always have a weird way to save the world at the end. You can't just blow up a volcano." For a seven year...
Lake Placid: The Final Chapter
Sure...they say it's the final chapter, but I don't believe them for a fucking second. How many Friday the 13th movies were made after the...