Captain America: Civil War
We made it! A few weeks after opeing weekend, but we made it to the theater to see Civil War. I missed The Force Awakens...
Ant-Man
It's been like a zillion years since we've had a family movie night...I guess technically, it wasn't really a family movie night, since Lily wanted...
Thor: The Dark World
I started writing this review last summer, when I originally watched Thor 2 on cable...my thoughts will be briefer, but possibly more favorable than when...
Avengers: Age of Ultron
So we started to watch Agents of SHIELD the other night and it took about 30 seconds to realize, "FUCK, this is happening after the...
The Wolverine
Why was he in the fucking hole? The movie never fucking explained why he was in the fucking hole at Nagasaki. What the fucking fuck?...
The Avengers
Finally! I finally got to see The Avengers. It wasn't how I wanted to see it - in 3D, but that hardly matters. Even under...
Thor
If I had been a boy, my parents would have named me Thor. True story. I once dressed as Thor for Halloween. Sexy Thor. 1995....
Iron Man 2
Why does Iron Man have his own cheerleaders?!? If he's the Hugh Hefner of Superheroes, shouldn't he have strippers? I was SO excited that they...
X-Men: First Class
Forget Wolverine, I totally have a crush on Magneto now. Michael Fassbender hasn't even been on my radar until now. My movie watching has been...
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
I'm back, bitches...did you miss me? It's not that I've been procrastinating...I really haven't seen any new movies in the past 3 months...none, nada, zip....