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Film: Remake

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

I never saw Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory as a child. I was a 19 year old college student - and it definitely fucked...

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Starsky & Hutch

Will the remakes ever end? I know the answer - the answer is no. As soon as the 60s and 70s well runs dry, say...

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

How did she fit that gun in her vag? Furthermore, once she got it up there, how did she get it to stay there? Although...

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Thir13en Ghosts

I got tricked into watching it. Okay, not tricked exactly. My husband waited until I wasn't paying attention - peeling potatoes - and he changed...

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Willard (2003)

How is it possible that while watching the best film I've seen so far this year, I had the worst film-watching experience I have ever...

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Josie and the Pussycats

The best thing about this film was the dopey Boy Band, Du Jour (French for "of the day"). They were unbelievably GAY - but not...

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Psycho (1998)

A shot by shot remake of Psycho - what's the fucking point? This was a pointless waste of celluloid. If you're gonna remake any film,...

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Charlie’s Angels

It didn't suck as bad as I thought it would. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Nov 19, 2017 at 10:33am PST I never...

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Nutty Professor II: The Klumps

I am now stupider for having watched this. Admittedly, I laughed my ass off while I was watching The Klumps, but I felt so bad...

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Mission: Impossible 2

It was okay, I guess. No boobies, no blood. First off, it is a major James Bond rip-off. But all spy movies seem like James...

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So excited that LaLa came in for Lily's Senior Nig So excited that LaLa came in for Lily's Senior Night...and we got to do arts & crafts at HEB!
Sometimes, my husband brings me my favorite flower Sometimes, my husband brings me my favorite flowers on our anniversary...23 years and we haven't killed each other yet...
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My husband LOVES me! What should I name them? My husband LOVES me! What should I name them?
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