Piranha (2010)
If I had actually watched Piranha in 3D, I would have been traumatized for life. It's not like I'm a pussy or something...as far as...
Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus
I was disappointed that not a single character uttered the immortal line, "Did I do that?" How could they hire Steve Urkel without acknowledging his...
Dinocroc vs. Supergator
So which one is Dinocroc and which one is Supergator? More than a little condescendingly, my husband explained that Dinocroc is the one that walks...
Snakes on a Plane
Just because there's internet buzz, it doesn't mean people will actually pay money to see your shitty movie. Hasn't Hollywood learned that internet memes are...
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
It's been so long that I had forgotten what it's like. I actually got out of the house last weekend and got to attend the...
The Food of the Gods
I haven't seen someone killed by a big rubber cock since Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. I admit - that was a bad joke,...
Willard (2003)
How is it possible that while watching the best film I've seen so far this year, I had the worst film-watching experience I have ever...