Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
You know, if Mark Cuban ran for president, I'd probably vote for him. Sure, he's as big a dick as Trump, but he hasn't filed...
Mega Shark vs. Kolossus
First the Mega Shark fought a Giant Octopus. Then there was the Crocosaurus. Next, the Mecha Shark. And now...Kolossus. Kolossus is Cold War era robot...
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
Maybe I'm too snobby, but I wasn't able to get into the movie because I was too distracted by the lack of continuity. In the...
Sharknado 2 : The Second One
I watched Sharknado 2 several weeks ago and as excited as I was to sit down and watch it - after watching it, it was...
Shark Assault
Shark Assault (AKA Shark Week) is a rip-off of Saw, except all the "games" include sharks. Patrick Bergin (best known for stalking Julia Roberts) is...
Ghost Shark
When a Ghost Shark eats you, where do you go? I don't mean metaphysically, as in what happens when you die. I mean literally -...
Sharknado
So now the rest of the planet knows what Joel McHale and I have known all along...SyFy movies are the shit! Oops, that was a...
Jersey Shore Shark Attack
Who hasn't fantasized about the entire cast of The Jersey Shore being eaten by sharks? I know I have. I have never seen a single...
Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus
I was disappointed that not a single character uttered the immortal line, "Did I do that?" How could they hire Steve Urkel without acknowledging his...
Sharktopus
Sharktopus is not picky. Sharktopus will eat sharks, old boat painters, bungee jumpers, surfer dudes, Volkswagens...Sharktopus is nasty! Sharktopus just doesn't give a fuck. Sharktopus...