Eight Legged Freaks
Starring David Arquette, my third favorite Arquette. David is only my third favorite Arquette because he still has a penis, unlike my first favorite Arquette,...
Man with the Screaming Brain
Bruce Campbell tried, bless his little heart. This film is all Bruce - he wrote it, he directed it, he starred in it. And this...
The Matrix Revolutions
Every day, I get more and more evidence the American public is on CRACK. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Nov 26, 2017 at...
Play-Mate of the Apes
Get your damn paws off me, you damn dirty dyke! That's what I would have said if I was in this movie. Very disappointing for...
The Matrix Reloaded
Wow. Usually, my first paragraph is much more clever than that, but I am a bit at a loss for words right now. Needless to...
Star Trek: Nemesis
It's December 18, 2002.
Signs
God and aliens do not mix. They don't. If God exists as Christians perceive him, the existence of aliens is impossible within that paradigm. The...
Red Planet
Cool, but dumb. I think I got Red Planet confused with Mission to Mars, because I was expecting it to suck way more than it...
Dune
I have finally seen Dune in its entirety now, I can no longer use it as an excuse to opt-out on those long and sticky...
Pitch Black
Another Alien remake. Not that it's such a bad thing. It's pretty hard to avoid Alien comparisons, no matter what the Aliens look like, what...