Star Wars: Episode III – The Revenge of the Sith
How does George Lucas expect me to watch this movie with a straight face, when he includes lines like, "Hold me like you did by...
Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
Light Sabre wielding Yoda kicks ass! I doubt I am ruining anything about the film by proclaiming the kickass-ness of Yoda's fight scene. Is it...
Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
Jar Jar Binks must die! In the immortal words of Dante (Clerks, not the Inferno) "Jedi was nothing but a bunch of muppets..." And the...