Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Killing off Salma Hayek took some balls. What? It's not like I spoiled anything by saying that! When I first heard word of this coming...
We watch shitty movies, so you don't have to…
Killing off Salma Hayek took some balls. What? It's not like I spoiled anything by saying that! When I first heard word of this coming...
Contrary to popular belief, it's PIRATES, not NINJAS, that are so totally sweet that you'll crap your pants. I've always loved pirates. Well, 'always' stemming...
Sublime parody of Jailhouse Rock. Johnny Depp is Wade 'Cry-Baby' Walker, orphan without a cause. He falls in love with Allison, a good girl who...
Cleavage! I saw this when it originally came out in the theaters and I remember leaving the theater vaguely disappointed. After renting it, I still...
As I walked into the theater on opening night, I noticed two things - first, somehow this film hadn't sold out as I thought it...