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Film: Fantasy

Clash of the Titans (2010)

I was nervous as the film started to play...am I about to see a gritty, exciting update to one of my favorite childhood films? Or...

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The Golden Compass

You'd think I would be standing in line to see a movie that supposedly promotes atheism in children and is condemned by the Catholic Church....

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Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Sick of watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I finally introduced my son to the psychedelic 70s version starring Gene Wilder and a bunch of...

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

I never saw Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory as a child. I was a 19 year old college student - and it definitely fucked...

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Star Wars: Episode III – The Revenge of the Sith

How does George Lucas expect me to watch this movie with a straight face, when he includes lines like, "Hold me like you did by...

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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

I can't believe that it's finally over. Long. So long. Three hours and 21 minutes long. That's 201 minutes. L-O-N-G. I wonder how long the...

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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

I can't do it. I can't decide which one I like better, this one or the first one. I guess I'll save my final decision...

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Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone

The quote above has already come true - there isn't a child alive who hasn't heard of Harry Potter. Really, it's no wonder that that...

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Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

Light Sabre wielding Yoda kicks ass! I doubt I am ruining anything about the film by proclaiming the kickass-ness of Yoda's fight scene. Is it...

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

As my best friend said, this movie should have been called "The League of Extraordinary Shittiness." Before you get your panties in a wad -...

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