Blade II
Whistler is alive! Actually, I was surprised at how well bringing him back worked. Of course, I knew from all the commercials that he was...
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Whistler is alive! Actually, I was surprised at how well bringing him back worked. Of course, I knew from all the commercials that he was...
Anyone remember taking the SAT and those stupid analogies? Try this one - Brandon Lee: The Crow = Aaliyah: ? Aaliyah, pop music's latest addition...
The first Superhero from New Jersey is back! In this one, The Toxic Avenger goes to Japan to find his father. I was impressed by...
I cannot remember the last time I was so disappointed in a film. If it wasn't for the special effects, this piece of mummified dog...
It was on again last night. How could I not watch Renée Zellweger's finest film? Truthfully, I view this as her finest film. Normally, I...
Oh GOD, this movie pissed me off so much. First off, I know it's useless to compare a film to its literary counterpart. I know....
I am now stupider for having watched this. Admittedly, I laughed my ass off while I was watching The Klumps, but I felt so bad...
It was okay, I guess. No boobies, no blood. First off, it is a major James Bond rip-off. But all spy movies seem like James...
LAME. 90 minutes of lame-ass shit was not worth the 10 minutes of cool shit in this film. Harpoon through the crotch was cool. Fireplace...
Should have been called 'Chucky gets stoned, kills Jack Tripper, then he gets laid.' That pretty much sums it up. A post shared by Lara...