"Willy Wonka" might be about to lose his place as my son's favorite movie. "Shrek Babies" was the overwhelming favorite over the holidays. My son...
The Dukes of Hazzard
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't recall the Duke Boys getting chased around Hazzard County with shotguns after one of them got caught...
Waiting…
I can't remember the last time I saw my husband laugh so much at a movie. Come to think of it, I don't think I've...
The Love Bug
Bruce Campbell + old Disney movie from the 60s = what the fuck? I can't think of a lot to say - good or bad...
The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland
I recently watched Elmo in Grouchland for the first of what may eventually be hundreds of times. It wasn't that bad...but I'll get back to...
Blades of Glory
I promised my friend Sexboy that I would try to stop using "gay" as a derogatory term referring to things that are stupid or lame....
Without a Paddle
If this movie was made in the 90s, it would have starred Rob Schneider or David Spade in the Seth Green role, Adam Sandler in...
Death to the Supermodels
While I appreciate the idea of supermodels having toxic booty gas, nappy underarm hair and hidden penises, it's just not enough to base a movie...
Date Movie
This movie was not made for me. It's not that I don't like spoofs or parodies - normally I do. It's just that it's hard...
The Incredibles
Ohhhh PIXAR...I was on the fence, but now I've decided. PIXAR good. Dreamworks not so good. I'm sorry Dreamworks...we can still be friends, right? It's...